Two blends, pointed in opposite directions
Most roasters run one espresso blend and hope it suits everyone. My Kingdom For A Horse run two, and Colombia turns up in all four coffees this release.
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Most roasters have one espresso blend. It goes into the milk drinks, it goes into the long blacks, and it is quietly a compromise between two jobs that pull in opposite directions. My Kingdom For A Horse have stopped pretending those are the same job.
The Seasonal Blend is the milk one and it is built for it: Colombian Tolima and Brazilian Minas Gerais, almond praline and chocolate, enough sweetness and body to still be there at the bottom of a latte. The Kingdom Barista Blend is the other one, made for people who drink it black and want fruit in the cup. Kenyan Kirinyaga for the lift, Colombian Tolima underneath to stop it going thin. Same shelf, opposite briefs.
The other thing you notice lining all four up is how much of this is Colombia. Tolima in both blends, Risaralda in the filter, Cauca in the decaf. Four coffees, four growing regions of one country, and no two of them doing the same job.
Emily Raven and Rachel Mead have been running it for over ten years, roasting in-house in Adelaide and pouring it across three city venues. Four coffees land this fortnight, the whole board covered.
Seasonal Blend
Tolima, Colombia · Minas Gerais, Brazil · Typica, Castillo, Caturra, Catuai · Washed and natural
Colombia and Brazil, washed and natural, put together for one job: to still taste like something after it hits milk. The notes are almond praline, chocolate and caramel with a hint of dried fruit, which is about as clear a statement of intent as a blend gets. Nothing in that list is going to get lost in a latte.
The name is doing real work. A seasonal blend means the beans in it change through the year as lots come and go, and the roaster's job is to keep it tasting the same anyway. That is harder than it sounds and it is the opposite of how a single origin works. You are not buying a specific farm here. You are buying a flavour someone has committed to holding steady.
It is built to work with nut milks as well as dairy, which is worth saying because plenty of blends sweet enough for cow's milk go thin and sour in oat. The praline and chocolate end of this one carries.
Kingdom Barista Blend
Kirinyaga, Kenya · Tolima, Colombia · Washed
Straight up: this is a blend sitting in the single origin espresso slot. My Kingdom For A Horse do not make a single origin espresso, and rather than leave the slot empty or push a filter roast into a machine it was not roasted for, this is what goes out. It is the better coffee for the job.
It is built for people who drink espresso black and want fruit rather than chocolate. The Kenyan from Kirinyaga does the top end. Washed Kenyans are the loudest, most blackcurrant-forward coffees going, and Kirinyaga is one of the regions that built that reputation. On its own through a machine it can be too much, all acid and no floor.
The Colombian Tolima is the floor. It brings body and a caramel base for the Kenyan to sit on, so what lands is blackcurrant and sweet floral notes up top with chocolate and caramel holding it down. Pull it straight or as a long black. It will take a small milk drink, but you will lose most of what makes it worth having.
Colombia El Naranjo
Apia, Risaralda, Colombia · Noralba Benítez · Castillo · Washed · 1,650 to 1,700 MASL
A named producer, which as always means the lot was kept separate from the mill onward instead of disappearing into a regional bulk, and that someone paid for the extra handling. Noralba Benítez farms at El Naranjo in Apia, Risaralda, and picked up a run of local and national awards between 2021 and 2023.
The processing is where this one gets specific. Cherries are hand-selected ripe, then fermented 24 to 36 hours in sealed containers before being depulped, washed, density-sorted and dried in the sun. Sealed fermentation is a controlled version of a step that used to just happen in an open tank and go however it went. Doing it closed, for a set window, is a way of aiming at a result rather than accepting one.
What it aims at here is clean rather than wild. The roaster's own word is classic and that is accurate. Citrus and red apple up front, then panela, which is unrefined cane sugar and the reason the finish tastes sweetened when it has not been, and caramel underneath. Castillo has a reputation as the sensible disease-resistant variety rather than the exciting one. This is a decent argument against that.
Espresso Decaffeinated
Popayán, Cauca, Colombia · Typica, Caturra, Castillo · Ethyl acetate · 1,400 to 1,800 MASL
Cauca, around Popayán, decaffeinated with ethyl acetate. EA is a solvent, which sounds worse than it is. The compound occurs naturally in fruit, it is circulated through the green beans to bind the caffeine, and it takes about 99 per cent of it out. It is gentler on sweetness than the older industrial methods, and it is the reason good EA decafs stopped tasting like cardboard.
Popayán coffees tend towards medium acidity and medium body with a sweet chocolate finish, which is a useful starting point when a coffee is about to go through decaffeination and lose some of itself on the way. This one comes out sweet and rounded, on panela, dried date and chocolate.
Panela turns up here and in the El Naranjo, which is less a coincidence than a Colombian house style. The dried date is the giveaway that this has been roasted for espresso rather than filter. It takes milk and it holds up after dinner, which is the whole point of a decaf.
How My Kingdom For A Horse buy
Line the four up and the pattern is Colombia. Tolima twice, Risaralda once, Cauca once. That is not a roaster buying whatever was going. It is someone with a working relationship with one origin and a clear idea of what different parts of it are good for: Tolima for body and caramel in a blend, Risaralda for a clean sweet filter, Cauca for a decaf that survives the process.
The second pattern is sweetness that comes from sugar rather than fruit. Almond praline, caramel, panela, dried date. Panela is literally unrefined cane sugar. Even the Kenyan-led blend, easily the fruitiest thing here, is anchored on chocolate and caramel underneath. Nothing on this board is trying to be a tasting-flight showpiece.
Then there are the two blends, which is the choice that says the most. Running one espresso blend is normal. Running two, one for milk and one for black, costs more, takes more roasting attention, and only makes sense if you have enough people drinking coffee in front of you to know they want different things. Ten years and three cafes will do that.
The honest gap is detail. Their site does not publish roast levels, and the blends do not carry the altitude or producer information the El Naranjo does. If you are the sort of drinker who wants the full card on every coffee, two of these four will not give it to you. What is there is accurate and theirs, which we would rather have than a number we made up.
An Adelaide roastery and cafe group run by Emily Raven and Rachel Mead for over ten years, roasting in-house and pouring across three city venues on Waymouth, Pirie and King William Streets. Emily came to coffee from decades in professional kitchens and a masters in gastronomy, by way of training under Australian roasting figure Peter Wolff.
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